WELCOME TO THE PROTEIN LINE — COOKIES BUILT FOR FUEL, NOT FOMO.
These aren’t your average “healthy treats.” These are protein-loaded power cookies engineered for chaos — soft, thick, satisfying, and designed to keep up with real life. Up to 32g of protein, low sugar, and absolutely zero guilt attached.
Not diet food. Not boring food.
Just seriously good cookies that keep you full and taste unreal.
🎯 WHAT TO KNOW
Flavors rotate based on demand. When a flavor slows down, it goes to the Vault, clearing space for something new. Best-sellers stay until the hype fades.
✔️ Up to 32g of protein per cookie
✔️ Low sugar, high-satiety formula
✔️ Made fresh weekly
✔️ Flavors change as demand changes
✔️ Limited inventory — they go FAST
✔️ Website Re-stocks every Saturday.
⏰ ORDER CUT-OFF
Order by Friday at 11:59 PM EST
→ Ships the following Monday
Orders placed after Friday
→ Ship the Monday after next
📦 SHIPPING DETAILS
To keep shipping costs fair across Canada, there’s a 6-cookie minimum per order. You can mix and match between our Protein Cookie Collection and our Gourmet ½-Pound Cookie Bomb Collection to reach that minimum.
This allows us to offer an affordable shipping for these dense, protein-packed cookies coast to coast.
All orders are shipped directly to your door — fresh, sealed, and ready to demolish.
No storefront. No pickup. No exceptions.
💪 THE PROTEIN COOKIE PROMISE
Fuel that tastes like a treat.
Macros without misery.
Cookies that hit your goals and your cravings.